Ok I'm not quite through ranting about my family yet.
My little sister (well okay, she's only a year and a bit younger than me, but she'll still always be my little sister) works as a translator for a major corporation in the city. And in her spare time, she picks up a piece of watercolor paper and some charcoal and paint and whips one of these together in just a few minutes;
Holy wow. I'm so proud to be related to her.